I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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