Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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