I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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