I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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