how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sorry about my life...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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