is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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