i jhust puked up my retainher.
its not stalking. its research.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
