Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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