Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Panties = found
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