he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Just puked most of my soul out..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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