If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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