im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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