the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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