My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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