After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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