He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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