I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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