Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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