ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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