Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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