So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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