The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
you never un-have a 4some
Randomize
