i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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