I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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