I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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