you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Operation Purity has been aborted
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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