just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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