i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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