I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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