When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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