Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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