did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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