We won't sleep together?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
