Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I skipped work to stalk him.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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