i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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