I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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