I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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