she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
tell me about the fingering
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