can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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