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I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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