When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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