all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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