yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You took a bar mat shot.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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