I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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