my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Randomize
