on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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