that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
its not stalking. its research.
Just cropdusted the office
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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