She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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