i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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