K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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