Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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