Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
cat food counts as protein by the way
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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